D0n't knw?...

07:05

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Mango,
Orange,
Apple
&
Banana,

Which iS sweet?


D0n't knw?

iDi0T !
Ye Ssab Sweet nhi Fruit he.






Sweet to Me H0u0n

Do you know Why...

07:02

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Do you know Why Smart People Always Say
They r Busy ?
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Still think?
?
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?
(',')
I Will Tell U Later
Right Now I'm busy...

Why GOD Didn't Give Us...

07:00

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You Know Why GOD Didn't Give Us

D Gift To Read Minds Of Others?

So Dat We Would Have D Chance To

"TRUST"

& D Privilege To Be "TRUSTED".

Most Humiliated Lines Ever Said By Me....

06:59

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Most Humiliated Lines
Ever Said By Me

"Y o u r
I n t e l l i g e n c e !
I s
M y
C o m m o n - S e n s e ..." =P =D

Attitude Personified *.*

Never Say...

06:56

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... Remember ...

Never Say

"No One Likes Me"

Just Say

"There Is No One Like Me."

Be The Change
And
Feel The Change. . .

"7 TYPES" OF GIRLS....

06:52

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Acc0rdng 2 BS-CS studnt...

There are basically "7 TYPES" OF GIRLS:

1. HARD DISK Girls:
Remember everything forever.

2. RAM Girls:
Forgets about you the moment you turn her off.

3. SCREENSAVER Girls:
Just for looking.

4. INTERNET Girls:
Difficult to access.

5. SERVER Girls:
Always busy when needed.

6.MULTIMEDIA Girls:
Makes horrible things looks beautiful.

7. VIRUS:
These type of girls are normally called 'WIFE' once enters in your system don't leave even after format.

Wife(Standing in front of mirror)...

06:49

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Wife(Standing in front of mirror) I am fat, old, wrinkled & no longer pretty. Will u still give me any compliment?

Husband:
ur eyesight is still excellent

Husband To Wife...

06:46

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Husband texts to wife on cell..

"Hi,what r u doing Darling?"

Wife: I'm dying..!
...
Husband jumps with joy but types "Sweet Heart, how can I live without U?"

Wife: "U idiot! I'm dying my hair.."

Husband: "Bloody English Language!

Wait For Wife...

06:45

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Dear Boys

If U think ur dad, mom, teacher, boss are strict and harsh with u.
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Wait for a wife.

U would love them All...

Wife To Husband...

06:43

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Wife To Husband :
,
Dear This Computer Is Not Working As Per My Command,
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Husband Replied :
,
,
,
Darling ,,,
,
It's a Computer Not Your Husband

chotti bua ki ya Badi bua ki (Non-veg Sms)

06:34

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Ek bar papa apne betay ke sath deepawali pe Rocket chala  rahe the...
rocket ko bhot uuchai pe blast hote dekh papa khte hai 'O Behen Ki Chut Itni Upar Ja kar Fati hai'...
Betay bolta hai papa 'chotti bua ki ya Badi bua ki'...

Ladkiyon Ke Naam (Funny Sms)

06:29

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College mei ladkiyon ke kitne naam hote hai....?
5
Meri Wali...
Teri Wali...
Meri Bhabhi..
Teri Bhabhi...
Aur kuch na ho to "Kamini Saali"...

Fullform Of Hug

06:26

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H- apPy FeElInGs ShArEd

U- nIvErSaLlY wArM & fUzZy

G- rEaT 2 gIvE & 2 rEcEiVe

S- uRe 2 MaKe AnYoNe'S dAy

I hOpE tHiS
"HUG"
MaKeS uR dAy BrIgHtEr

06:26

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"G"= GOSSIP may sab se aagey..

"I"= INNOCENT sirf shakal se..

"R"= RONE ki automatic machine..

"L"= LARAI may sab ki maa...

Full Form Of Boys

06:25

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B - bAdMaShIyOn Me sAb sE aAgE.
O - oLLo0 kI tArAh rAAt mE jAaGe.
Y - yAaRiAn NiBhAtE jAaN lAgA k.
S - ShArEeF SiRf MaA BaAp k AaGe...

Amazing Definitions

06:24

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School:
A place where
papa pays & son plays :-D

Life insurance:
A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die rich ;-)

Marriage:
its an agreement in which a man looses his bachelors degree and a women gains her masters ;-)

Dictionary:
A place where success comes before work :-)

Smile:
A curve dat can set a lot of thngs straight :-)

Doctor:
A person who kills ur ills by pills, n kills U by bills. ;-)

06:22

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S:"still"
M:"mad"
A:"always"
R:"responsible"
T:"teasing"

Meaning Of Mother

06:20

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M:"M Y M O M"
O:"O B L I G E"
T:"T E R R I F I C"
H:"H O N E S T"
E:"E X C E L L E N T"
R:"R E S P O N S I B L E"

Abbreviations For Degrees

06:19

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B.COM
Basically Confidence of Mohabat

B.B.A
Beauty Broad & Active

L.L.B
Love 4 Leagal Boy

P.H.D
Perfect Healthy Dream girl..(!!<

Ultimate Truth (Funny Sms)

06:13

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If a Girl Fails In MATRIC
Then Directly Marriage...
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But,
.
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If a Boy Fails In MATRIC
Then Directly Garrage...
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Funny But True%-)!

Dost Ka Rona (Funny Sms)

06:10

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1 dost ne rat ko 3 bajy apne dost ko cal kar k Kaha

Yar Main Ro Rha Hun


Dost ne kha

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.
Band kr phone Main So Raha Hun.:-P

KG Vs College

06:09

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*k.G=pencil,rubber,sharpener, scale..

*UNI:Ek ballpoint wo b frnds se cheena hua:-)

*k.G: class me enter h0ny se phly Ma'am may i come..

*UNI:bina btae he mobile kan se lga k cls se baahir:-P

*k.g: bag me hr sbjct ki buk & copy..

*UNI: yar aik paper to phar k dae :-D

*K.G: clas tst me star..

*UNI:Full mOOn hi naseeb h0ta hy yar:-)

MOsquitos Liked @ Facebook

06:07

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Once a guy updated his status "I m gonna sleep In Garden tonight"

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After sometime

17 mosquitoes liked his status :-D

<('.')
/"/> tXt
_/"\_K죣€r

Smallest Leave Application (Funny Sms)

06:05

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Smallest Leave Application by a KG Child:
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Dear Sir,

Mai Aaj Nahi Aaoon ga! :'(
Nahi Aaoon ga :'(
Nahi Aaoon ga :

Thank U
Bas nahi aaoon ga.

Study Side Effects (Funny Sms)

06:03

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A Guy Went To A Resturant, He Wanted To See The Menu But He Forgot What It Is Called;
He Asked Waiter,
"Syllabus Lana Zra";-)

Irritating Boy 'Pen Hai' (Funny Sms)

05:56

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How to disturb...'''
Boy:Pen hai?
Girl:nai hai.
Boy:Pen hai pen?
Girl:kaha na nahi hai.
(thori dare bad)
Boy:pen hai pen?pen?
Girl:kitni bar kahun nahi hai.
ab dubara pucha to hathoray say sar phar dungi.
Boy:Hathora hai?
Girl:nahi..
Boy:Acha phir pen hai pen??

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