Some Best Rajnikant Jokes Ever Read
09:26
Posted by Unknown
- Rajnikant runs until the treadmill gets tired
- Some magicans can walk on water, Rajnikant can swim through land
- Rajnikant is lovin’ it! – Macdonald’s new tagline
- When Pope walks with Rajanikanth, People ask “Who is that guy in robe?”
- Whenever Rajnikanth makes an error, it’s an invention.
- In Rajnikanth’s wedding, the fire took the saath phere of Rajnikanth and his wife
- Rajnikanth can cure cancer with his first aid box
- Gabbar singh forgets his dialogues when he sees Rajnikanth
- Rajini can eat dosa with chop sticks
- Once Rajnikant was caught on the highway for over speeding… while walking…
- The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Rajnikant out. It failed miserably
Rajnikant Resposible For Solar Eclipse
09:16
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When rajnikant get angry at he sun,
it hides behind the moon.,
That phenomenon is called as,
Solar eclipse
Why Rajnikant Wear Sunglasses???
09:13
Posted by Unknown
Q: Why does rajnikant wear sunglasses..??
A: To protect the sun from his eyes..!!!
Rajnikant in Dhoom 3 Movie
09:03
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Dhoom-3 Scene:
John, Hritik, Aamir on Bike with speed of 2000 km/hr...,
And suddenly, Rajnikant overtakes,
them with bicycle..
Ans says..
..
..
..
Save fuel use cycle
How Does Rajni Do Sheershasan
08:54
Posted by Unknown
How does Rajni do sheershasan..??
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..
He simply turns the world upside down..
Rajnikant in Google
08:46
Posted by Unknown
When you search Rajnikant in google,
What does google say..???
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..
I m feeling lucky...
Rajnikant Knows The Cost Of Ek Chutki Sindoor
08:45
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Girl romantic mood me rajnikant se boli..,
Ek chutki sindoor ki keemat tum kya jaano..???,
.
..
Rajnikant- 0.000768313789 Rs. per gram
Two Ghost- There Is Nothing Like Rajnikant
08:33
Posted by Unknown
One night,
A ghost was consoling another,
Dont worry i told you its all in your mind..,
There is nothing like,
Rajnikant..
Rajnikant Joke- Last Time Anyone Saw Dinosaurs
08:30
Posted by Unknown
Once dinosaurs borrowed money from Rajnikant,
and refused to pay him back..,
That was the last time anyone saw Dinosaurs..
Rajnikant Joke- Rajni Cut The Tea Into Half
08:20
Posted by Unknown
Once rajnikant was having a cup of tea,
Suddenly, in his typical style,
he cut the tea into half..,
Since then we know our popular cutting chai
Nokia's Rajnikant R Series Mobile In 2013
08:11
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Nokia Launching Rajnikant 'R' Series In 2012.
Features: 20 SIMS,
Battery Standby: 1 Year,
1000 GB Memory,
100 Megapixels Camera,
TV,
Oven,
Washing Machine,
Fridge,
AC,
Mini Rocket Launcher,
Mini AK-47 &
The New Special Feature 24G In Which U Can Meet The Person & Talk Directly.
Rajnikant Joke- Hookka Causes Heavy Fog
08:09
Posted by Unknown
Recently in china airports were closed,
due to heavy fog,
Later it was discoverd that ,
Rajnikant was having Hookka In India
Rajnikant jJokes- Origin of Pluto
08:07
Posted by Unknown
Once rajnikant was playing cricket..,
He played a deffensive shot,
now that ball is so called as,
Pluto..
Rajnikant jJokes- The Mirror Shatters
08:05
Posted by Unknown
When Rajnikant looks in a mirror,
the mirror shatters..,
Becoz not even glass is stupid,
enough to get in between
Rajnikant and Rajnikant..
Rajnikant Joke- High Jump In Sky
08:03
Posted by Unknown
Tonight at 9 Rajni can be seen from sky..,
As he is participating in the,
Asian Games, high jump event...
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